1. Please briefly describe your background
I am Chexan (half Chinese half Texan) not Chexican ( a Chinese Mexican)
2. Do you identify yourself as Asian or Caucasian?
I identify with Asian food, and the Caucasian work ethic.
3. Why do you make friends with Asians?
So that I can exploit them.
4. What benefit do you get when you hang out with Asians?
Food, places to travel to, and entertainment.
5. What do you do when you don’t understand what Asians say?
Smile and nod my head.
6. Will you get an Asian girlfriend in the future?
It is unlikely.
7. How many Asia countries have you visited?
South Korea, Japan. not enough
8. According to the stats, you never been to Taiwan aka the greatest country in the world, why is that?
Don’t worry, it is on my agenda, in two years.
9. What will you react if one Asian does not how to use chopsticks?
Trick question, all real asians know how to use chopsticks.
10. What language will you recommend people to learn, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Thai etc…?
I am going to take the typical American route, and rely on the fact that everyone knows English.
-Mark
