Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall wit yo friend
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin´ you would give me a chance

Who would have ever knew
That we would ever be more than friends
We´re real worldwide breakin all the rules
She like a song played again and again

That girl like somethin off a poster
That girl is a dime they say
That girl is a gun to my holster
She´s runnin through my mind all day ay

Shawty´s like a melody in my head
That I can´t keep out
Got me singin´ like
Na na na na everyday
It´s like my iPod stuck on replay replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

See you been all around the globe
Not once did you leave my mind
We talk on the phone from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
Doin things I never do
I´m in the kitchen cookin things she likes

We´re real worldwide breakin all the rules
Someday I wanna make you my wife
That girl like somethin off a poster
That girl is a dime they say
That girl is the gun to my holster
She´s runnin through my mind all day ay

Shawty´s like a melody in my head
That I can´t keep out
Got me singin´ like
Na na na na everyday
It´s like my iPod stuck on replay replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

I can be your melody
Oh, girl I could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let´s sing with me
Ay I can be your melody
Oh, girl I could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let´s sing with me

Ay na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Shawty got me singin
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Now she got me singin

Shawty´s like a melody in my head
That I can´t keep out
Got me singin´ like
Na na na na everyday
It´s like my iPod stuck on replay replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

She is like a melody in my head that I can’t keep out. She got me singing like Na na na na everyday, its like my iPod stuck on replay replay. I have been all around the globe but you never leave my mind. We talk on the phone from night til the morning, girl you really change my life. I am doing things I never do, I am in the kitchen cookin things she likes. Hope one day you will find some girl that you like, and I am sure she will be in your head every seconds, everyday.

"Wanna get high?" -towelie

Well, the age of the ‘digital’ drug is here. And has been for quite a while apparently (think Tuvan throat singing among others). Binaural beats work by using headphones that play different ambient sounds in each ear. The different sounds combine in your brain to create a new frequency that corresponds to brain wave frequencies. Thus, altering your mental state.

OH MY GOD, DRUGS!

Recent outcries are not unexpected. Parent’s fear that their kids will be getting ‘high’ with the use of binaural beats is not unfounded, but it is ridiculous. People have been finding ways to experience the world in altered states since our prehistoric ancestors ate a hallucinogenic mushroom. Our generation is no different. There will always be a natural curiosity to experience the world in different ways, and the digital drug is no exception.

So check out this video, put on headphones, and have an experience. It may take a few minutes so be patient and don’t freak out.

Think of plans as outlines. You can have one, but be prepared for your thesis to change. Be ready for someone to change your mind, or some outside force to push you in a new direction. Be prepared to throw your plan out the window and start fresh. The important parts worth remembering are the in between parts. Those parts define us, and make life interesting. Live in the moment, and you will not waste the precious time you have to live on this earth.

Every minute spent idly, is a minute less you get to live. There are so many products on the market that claim they can extend your life, or make you look younger, or make you feel younger. Those products may have some legitimacy, but are usually just a bunch of bullsh#t.

The cure to extending your life, is not some magic pill or fad diet,  the key is to not waste great chunks of it due to inactivity. We waste way too much of our time watching t.v., surfing the internet, etc. There are much better ways to spend those precious minutes.

The cure to making you look younger is not some face cream, it is to reduce stress and enjoy your life. Stress causes us to age much more rapidly. If you don’t believe me, just look at any president and compare their pictures before office, then after only a few years.

To feel younger, do what you enjoy doing. It doesn’t matter if its not normal, people carve out niches and can earn livings by doing what they love, well.

This is the plant I got when I was in Taiwan. It was a gift from the computer class. I did not think too much when I received it because it is just gay. On my way back to here, I had it in my backpack the whole time because my mom put it in there. She thought it was a can of food or something. And I almost got in trouble in the airport because they thought the container looks amazingly weird.

Love, a simple word with lots of emotions in it. Love can be simple, you just have to pay. Love can be complicated, you just have to say: “Hey bitch, what do you want from me?” Love, a simple word with enormous pressure. When you have sex with someone, you can tell them: “Oh baby, you gonna love this ride, I am experienced.” But there is no such thing as “Experience Lover” in real world. Yes, a guy name “Mystery”, who is also known as “The Pickup Artist”, has great skills on making every women fall in love with him. But, does he really know about love? Does he know how much effort you have to put in for a long happy relationship? I afraid not. I can be a pimp just like him, perhaps, getting some money from parents will work. I am not really here to judge a person based on his performance on TV, he is a great guy, and I watch every episode of “The Pickup Artist.”

In my opinion, love is simple. All you have to do is becoming a giver. You give without thinking about returns. There is no regret.

It is just like sun, it makes you feel warm and comfortable. Does it ever ask you for anything in return?

When you become someone’s sun, you get to shine his/her’s life.

You see how they grow, how they become strong.

Asians that combine the art of comedy with their natural funny looks are extra famous. Can’t think of any right now? Me either. But I am sure they are out there. Oh, I think Tai Mai Shu is pretty funny. Got rice bitch? I mean, how asian is that? and its funny! What a deadly combo.

Plus engrish is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Actually hear regularly, since Mark is good at engrish. That alone is comedic. Combine that with everything else, eyebrows included, and you have yourself one hell of a funny asian.

by Jon